Hello, my name is Johnny Carsweeper.
Contrary to what my last name may or may not indicate, I do not sweep cars.
However, I live in my car.  Home sweet car.
 
Create a directory on your computer titled c:\johnny
Download this.
Then unzip the file into c:\johnny
It will make the audio on these pages work (it's worth it).
If you do not trust the content of johnnysaudio.zip then do not download it.
Guess how much I care.
 
Here is some information about myself, my life, the people who interact with me.
Keep an eye on the above page, if you care that is, to keep up to date with my meaningless life.
 
Episodes in my life:
1:Phil Pennington Sucks.
2:The Date.
3:Coffee and Sub Sandwiches will not help you make Friends.
4:Pretty Penny.
5:Stellar.
6:Johnny's New Buddy.
7:Johnny's Spine.
 
Supplementary:
1:Phil Pennington Sucks.
2:The Date.
3:Coffee and Sub Sandwiches will not help you make Friends.
4:Pretty Penny.
5:Stellar.
6:Johnny's New Buddy.
7:Johnny's Spine.
Additional:
An audio loop on Supplementary page 4 (Pretty Penny) was reworked into a song by Euphoria Acid: pennies (shadow mix).