Well, what a rotten day.
Here's a lobster..
It's already eaten all the other fish.
They're all gone.
All those pretty, tropical fish, gone.
Every last one of them.
I think I will name the lobster Fred.
For no reason, here's a link
to a lobster site.
Here is an x-ray of someone's shoulder, maybe mine.
Mine was broken and will heal over time.
Broken bones have a tendency to be extremely painful.
After lying on the floor of my office all day, I
was fortunate enough to be rescued by Martha Morioka.
Here's a picture of her, for memory.
And here is what her car looks like:
As can be plainly seen, it's much nicer than mine.
Inside of Martha's car is a punk barbie.
Yes, a punk barbie.
I regret to inform you that I do not have a picture
of the punk barbie to show you.
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