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How to make (noun1) squares

Ingredients:
(noun1)
two pounds of (noun2)
a pinch of (adjective1) (noun3)
salt
a chicken's (bodypart1)
a newt's (bodypart2)
an ounce of (liquid1)
slugs

Step 1.  Mix the two pounds of (noun2) into a hollow (noun4) until the mixture is smooth.

Step 2.  Add the pinch of salt and (verb) vigorously.

Step 3.  Chop up the chicken's (bodypart1) and the newt's (bodypart2) and mix in the slugs.  Then (verb) the mixture
until it is evenyl mixed.

Step 4.  Put the mixture of chicken's (bodypart1) and newt's (bodypart2) into the hollow (noun4) and mix them together
with the ounce of (liquid1).

Step 5.  Now add a lot of (plural noun) to this mixture and let bake at (number) degrees Celsius for (length of time).

Step 6.  Chop up the pinch of (adjective1) (noun3) and sprinkle over the cooked mixture.  Cut into squares and serve to
(type of person) until they begin to (verb).

This recipe written by Phillip Wimbledon.